The Shoechucker We are all Oscar Grant
Choada Salinas, staff Let’s start here, just in case you don’t know what happened. Frankly, if that’s really true, then you are either a complete moron or you live under a rock or, considering this is...
View ArticleThe Shoechucker: My Freedom Can Beat Up Your Freedom
Choada Salinas, contributor Our founding fathers invented freedom. America’s freedom is so awesome that everyone must sublimate to it, prostrate before it, and bear witness to the shock and awe that...
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Dr. Shoechucker, staff Wabbit Manifesto: An Open Letter To The Elmer Fudds Look Doc, I demand the inalienable right to be left the fuck alone. All of your intrusions into my body and space mean war....
View ArticleThe ShoeChucker: A User’s Guide To Modern Artists
Choada Salinas, staff Everyone is an artist now. From Etsy-istas to half-assed crappy street stencils, we’ve been inundated with mountains of meaningless bullshit “creativity.” The reason is simple:...
View ArticleA Brief History of the Future
Professor shoeChucker, contributor The future doesn’t have to be a scary place. If you know what’s going to happen, the future can be your best friend ever. The shoeChucker Foundation For Humanity...
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